I want my, I want my, I want my G.F.E.

So what exactly, dear punters, is a Girlfriend Experience? Is that where you pay someone to monitor your phone/internet use, threaten your ex, repeat things you’ve said in confidence, and eventually dump you for a stockbroker or athlete?

In fairness to the other gender: I’ve never heard of a BFE (Boyfriend Experience), but I’m assuming it would involve paying someone to sleep around behind your back, ignore you when a football game comes on, try to convince you to get cosmetic surgery, and eventually dump you for an exotic dancer, gymnast or tantra yoga instructor…


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